Jewnetics
jewish genetics; genes of a jewish person or jewish people which give rise to featues commonly -ssociated with jewish people such as hooked noses, frizzy/curly or frizzy/wavy hair, dark eyes or hair, etc.
when i walk into a spanish supermarket, i am really an oddity. i’m not only white, i’ve got jewnetics.
the traits that jewish parents p-ss on to their children. common jewnetics include the large nose, stinginess, and the jew fro.
guy 1: “yo, what happened to david meshulam’s nose.”
guy 2: “it’s jewnetic, dude.”
the genetic coding of an ashken-z- or sefardic organism, often producing a displeasing phenotype of thick, curly hair, large eyebrows, a prominent nose, and a predilection for mild neuroses and observational humor
“you can try to hide the byproducts of your jewnetics with straight-ironed hair, a yarmulke, or even a burberry scarf, but your true roots will find a way to shine through!”
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