a combination of the words “jew” and “instincts,” jewstincts usually refer to sound financial decisions. the term generally carries a positive connotation and is applicable to people of jewish or non-jewish heritage. it can be used as an insult in the proper context, especially if someone is being scroogey with his or her money.
guy 1: bruh, when you gonna start paying for da weed, too? you always be hittin up on my stash!
guy 2: n-gg- pleez, you straight stuntin! you can pop hundies all you want, but why i gotta throw down kraft singles when i can get it fo free from you?
guy 1: b-tch, d-mn you and yo jewstincts!
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the natural instinct of finding lower prices on products that every jewish person is born with
“hey andy did you see matt got that ipod touch off ebay for a hundred bucks less?”
“how the f-ck did he do that?”
“he used his jew-stincts to find a lower price. what a f-cking jew huh?”
- JH Corollary
the jh corollary refers to a situation in which a woman is surrounded by at least 20 naked males. it is most often used in conjunction with “that’s what she said.” person 1: there are just so many! person 2: that’s what she said! jh corollary!
- Jew the dollar
to pinch pennies or spend carefully to save money. sant, if you really want to jew the dollar we can take the subway instead of a taxi.
chilling;being easy “lest go jiggalate at da mall”jiggalatin(verb)
- jigglypuff effect
the effect a round, puffy, jiggling booty has on its surroundings. the jigglypuff effect of misty’s b-tt has everyone staring in awe.
- Jingley Schmidty
female -j-c-l-t–n. to projectile female -j-c-l-t–n. to sputter until “empty.” often times “diarehha style” femal ejacualation because it sputters. a first timer’s “coming. “hey, do you even get off?” –“yeah, i jingley schmidty myself last night.”