jewtard

contraction of “jewish r-t-rd”.

jewish + r-t-rd = jewtard.
ayan: hey, i just need one more penny. care to spare yours?
noah: i’m sorry, but i need it! i’m saving for a rainy day!
ayan: ughh… jewtard.
a r-t-rded jew.

a jew with no money. they gotta be r-t-rded if they’re broke and jewish.
that n-gg- is a jewtard.
essentially, a jewish r-t-rd.

however a jew’s body works diffrentley than it does with us, normal people.

a jew needs 3 things to stay alive.

air : lots of it, explains the big nose.
money.
jew gold

essentially a jewtard is just a jew who doesn’t have one of those.
a poor jew is a jewtard
a jew with a small nose is a jewtard
a jew hoe doesn’t have his gold, is a jewtard.
a mentally r-t-rded jewish person.
timmy: daaah, i like matzah baaalls!
paul: who’s that?
dave: that’s timmy. you know, that r-t-rded jewish guy?
paul: oh yah… he’s a jewtard
combination of “jew” and “r-t-rd”. horribly offensive, racist and always derogatory.
matt, you’re such a jewtard.
matt is so jewtarded.
not to be mistaken as a slanderous term. a combined meaning of f-cktard and douchetw-t. used to describe someone sooo incredible stupid that you not only feel dumber for being near them, but wonder how nature could have possibly f-cked up so bad as to let something like this actaully survive. you often get the urge to ‘fix’ natures problem before this ‘person’ can infect and destroy humanity.

not intended as an anti-s-m-ntic insult…the first 3 letters are actually the initials of the first guy to earn the name.
wow!!! what a jewtard. its amasing anyone that dumb can even remember to breath.
jewtard (noun):

1) someone who knows so little about the jewish religion that they are r-t-rded.

2) someone who acts so stereotypically jewish that they are r-t-rded.
1) rachael didn’t know that the jews celebrate their sabbath on friday night, she’s such a jewtard.

2) micah only goes to that bar on tuesday nights because it $1 beer night, he’s such a jewtard.