russian candyman
when you take a candycane and f-ck a girl in the -ss with it, cept she doesnt know your f-cking her with a canydane, so you snap it in half inside of her and you scream cause your “d-ck” just snapped in half
“yo myles, did you try the russian candyman on nonie?”
“h-ll yea dude she freaked the f-ck out!”
girl: oh baby i like it!
boy: yea take that d-ck
–snap–
boy: oh my f-cking god, my d-ck ahhhhh!!!
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