jewtastic


1.awesomely jewish
2.better than everyone else

submitted by drew
im jewtastic
an adjective describing a business deal where one of the parties gets ripped off.
dude, i just sold my $500 car to that moron for $3,000! that was totally jewtastic!
something so jewish that it is fantastic
the boy wearing that kippa is jewtastic!
something very jewish. beyond your normal jewishness. jewish+fantastic=jewtastic
guy playing poker: -loses lots of money on river- that was jewish
-goes all in on next hand with 3 aces, loses on the river- man this sh-t is f-ckin jewtastic.

full tilt poker= jewtastic
so fantastically jewish that it is named jewtastic
hey tim, did you see what johnny did to lauren? yeah it was jewtastic.
a fantastic jew
your mom makes the most jewtastic kosher brownies
a fantastic jew
your mom makes the most jewtastic kosher brownies

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