Jewtini
a c-cktail similar to a martini, but instead, is only filled with tap water, and garnished with generally a lemon slice. saves on the $16 usually payed for a martini, and looks stylish at the same time!
jeremiah: “ezekial, what’s the deal with joosef, he’s on his eighth martini and still standing straight!”
ezekial: “no jeremiah, he’s been sipping on jewtini’s all night!”
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