jewton
the town of newton m-ssachusetts. has a lot of jews. is called jewton.
yo man, lets go to the new jewish deli in jewton.
a large quant-ty of something, like that a jew might have. typically refers to valuable.
also: jew tonne, metric jew ton
syn: jew load
etymology: first used to refer to quant-ties of jew gold, which is itself a reference to south park.
“achmed, how much equipment did you end up ordering yesterday from newegg?”
“oh, like a f-cking jew ton.”
along with newton, m-ssachusetts, jewton is the term used for brighton, new york, by everyone except brighton. naturally, this term stems from the amazingly high jewish population; if you were to put walls around brighton, it could be called auschwitz.
“so i was walking through jewton, and i dropped a quarter for fun… messiest fight i’ve ever seen. man, jews -love- money.”
a futon owned by a person of the jewish decent.
jewish guy: “dude check out this futon”
other guy: “well if you buy it its officially a jewton.”
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