Jewtsu
jewtsu is the purposed misspelling of the term jutsu.
a stereotypical view on people who study judaism states jewish people have a higher intelligence level to other people in the society, and therefore when they portray clever theories or create clever contraptions, it is said jokefully that they are using a jewstu or jew jutsu.
jewish man: i just figured out the 2,547th denominator of a quadratic when pie is replacing the 4th and 5th indecy!
other man: christ that is some jew jewtsu you got there!
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