Jewvenile
■ adjective
for or relating to young jews, jewannabes,
■ noun a young jewish person. ▶law a jew below the age at which ordinary criminal prosecution is possible (81 in most countries).
1. dude, check those jewveniles preparing kosher meal.
2. jewvenile justice is the area of criminal law applicable to rich jewish persons too old to be prosecuted.
an activity that is both inappropriate for someone’s age, and also very stingy.
“look at dan, he’s a 30yr old dentist and yet he smuggles in a hip flask with him to the bar because he’s a tight-rs-. how jewvenile!”
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