JFK Finger


1. a type of flick or thump. one that elicits a great amount of pain and forces the victim to emulate the jfk -ss-ssination. typically this is done immediately on impact with a sudden head thrust that sends the neck into hyperflexion and then into hyperextension.
1. boom b-tch! you just got jfk fingered.

2. did you see the way he flicked him on the head, that was a textbook jfk finger.

3. d-mn, that b-tch got jfk fingered so hard she got a nose bleed!

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