jfked
a possible abbreviation for “just f-cking killed”, shouted by murder witnesses. if you want to send someone to their grave, be sure to take the person’s life in a discreet area. in public, reactions will be unpredictable.
murderer: “now, to dispatch this f-cker.”
witness: “what the actual f-ck?!?! you jfked that guy!!!”
to force the head back and to the left
when getting head your load is so powerful it forces the head to jerk back and to the left. “you jfked her”
when a man perchs on the headboard of his bed, jerking off, trying to shoot a load on his significant other, while they walk around the bed waving to an imaginary crowd of people.
man: ugghh! take that b-tch!
woman: oh, i’ve just been jfked!
to miss someone the first time with a snowball, and then hit them directly in the face with the second snowball that’s thrown.
dustin- dude i jfk’ed her so hard yesterday!
bob- what?!
dustin- yea man, i missed hitting her with the first snowball and then i jfk’ed her with the second one!
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