JFPTT
“jesus f-cking phantom taco truck!” — exclamation
what we say when we go to get a taco from a taco truck we heard about, but it’s gone! so we go way up the street and get a dependable italian sub instead, and then when we get back to our desk our co-workers are all like “email server is down!!”
fifteen minutes! seriously!??
a totally specific alternative to jfc or jft
jfptt! all i wanted was a taco!
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