Jheeta


a confident and bizarre man, often seen as a predator in social environments, such as clubs. he attacks (the centre of) his prey with a continuous bombardment of smelly, irrelevant chat. has a strange physical appearance, somewhat resembling a hovering indian. he is a friendly species, but is incapable of making eye contact with his chosen one. yet to be fully understood.
girl 1: have you been talking to another jheeta?
girl 2: yeah, i think he wanted to pull me, but just kept spouting obscure historical facts.

guy 1: have you got a text back from jheeta yet?
guy 2: no, he’s such a pikey he’ll only reply on facebook!

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