jhonen


when you open the stall doors to a public bathroom wearing earbuds and don’t look if there is anyone in the stall, then accidentally sitting on the persons p-n-s and getting -n-lly penetrated.
john: “did you see frank get jhonened?”
george: “yea i did, i was talking to him in the bathroom (no h-m-) and he didn’t turn around and lost his -n-l virginity.”

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