jhopz9


the biggest f-ckboy out there. usually dates girls named alyssa. only dates you to have s-x. thinks he’s the sh-t because he rides bmx bikes.
steven: man, i wish i could date alyssa

arlian: nah man, she’s dating jhopz9

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