Jibbly John on the Half Shell


the regional term specific to philadelphia, ny for the ring-shaped bread product more commonly known as a bagel. the usage of the term was popularized by collegehumor.com.
i love a jibbly john on the half sh-ll with a shmear of cream cheese in the morning (go phillies!).

give me a couple of those jibbly johns on the half sh-ll (go phillies!).

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