used to express disbelief or disappointment.
person a: “harold just flipped his ostrich t-ss-r.”
person b: “jiddlyspinks! he just got that last christmas!”
person a: “jiddlyspinks harold! you just flipped your ostrich t-ss-r!”
harold: “awwwww jiddlyspinks.”
- elevator friend
someone who goes down on you when the elevator is going up. i had this elevator friend who loved to take a ride up.
one who is considered lower on the social food chain than a sl-t. shut up you f-ck-n schlat!
a sandbagging firefighter. a firefighter who thinks all emergencies are bullsh-t. when the bell sounds for a structure fire this guy will say, “it’s bullsh-t” and find something to besides donning bunker gear and getting on the truck. drive slow to emergencies in the hopes an ambulance arrives and does all the work prior to […]
- jiggly biggly
skinny white girl wearing spandex-like pants who has an enormous b-tt that jiggles ridiculously. note: having a jiggly biggly is not a good thing. look at that girl’s jiggly biggly. watch out for that jiggly biggly, it might knock you over. here comes a jiggly biggly. b–bs that tend jiggle when you move, usually occurs […]
(n): a cute individual that does cute things. christina lee is a schlugg. you schluggliness was portrayed beautifully today. be a schlugg in your decisions. i love your schluggosity. happy schlugg day. you’re not a slug, you’re a schlugg.