Jieke
an uncommon chinese name. it has many different meanings.
a) “really really awesome guy”
b) “p-ssy magnet”, or
c) “bad chinese dude”
there are also some specimen who have the surname liu. those blessed with these names have a truly magnificent dong. they usually hang around hot chicks.
f.ex.:
girl: omg, jieke pounded me so hard last night. it still hurts like h-ll.
other girl: see! i told you! i couldn’t walk for 3 straight days.
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some guy: screw him! he stole my girlfriend. i’m goin’ to kill him!
reasonable guy: stop right there! it’s jieke! you don’t want to end up with your shoe sticking up your -ss!
some guy: d-mn you’re right! didn’t recognize him at the first glance. let’s treat him a beer!
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