jiffy pop

a large pubic bush on a woman. so big it makes her panties appear to rise, like jiffy pop popcorn.
i thought she was fine till i saw that jiffy pop in her drawers.
pop-corn that comes in a foil pie dish and is meant to be cooked over a fire whilst camping.
junior: “hey ma’ cook me up some jiffy-pop!”

mother: “jr. i thought i told you too much jiffy-pop will give you the gonnereah!”

junior: “ah dang!”
to -j-c-l-t- early as in to c-m before s-x
chris jiffypoped in the restaurant
a particularly large, hairy bush, reminiscent of the old jiffy-pop popcorn which was heated on the stove. it was a foil pie pan with aluminum foil on top. inside was popping corn and oil, and when put over flame, exploded into a metallic afro of sorts, filled with popcorn!
“dude, look at the bulge in her slacks! i bet that motherf-cker has a jiffy-pop!”
jiffy pop pop, v. i. {imp. & p. p. popped (p{o^}pt); p. pr. & vb.
n. popping.}

1. to f-ck someone with an ear of corn using b-tter as lube.
i jiffy popped this wh-r- with a fresh ear a corn and grandma’s homemade churn style b-tter. add a little salt to make a angry seagull variation.
a large teased up balloon-like hair style finished smooth with a several coats of hair spray. maintenance requires wearing a plastic rain bonnet or flimsy nyson scarf for outdoor activities or driving, special neck support pillows to elevate one’s head above the sleep surface for nighttime protection (see sunday newspaper supplement), frequent hand smoothing and mirror cross-checks to confirm finish integrity and global symmetry, and regular sat-rday morning salon makeovers.
we had great seats for the wedding until those two jiffy pops took the seats in front of us.

not tonight–my jiffy pop might crack.