jift
to jump and shift simultaneously; to change locations
jift to spike that ball girl!
a man who’s scr-t-m/b-llsack are above his p-n-s, instead of below the p-n-s. it is a term generally used by people named toby and gabe. it can be surgically removed.
guy 1: hey man, i never told you this, but i had a jift until i was 7 years old.
guy 2: oh sh-t! what happened to it?
guy 1: oh, y’know, surgery.
guy 2: oh. ok.
a person who often makes a fool of themselves.
tom stop being a jift, you’re embarr-ssing yourself.
a male specimine with very large genitalia. junk in the front! ps… their names tend to be sean
jift jift jift look at that jift!
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