the awesome-st person in the entire world. and if she says she a girl shes a f-cking girl!
- Jimmie's Uncle
when you put a pillow on a womans lap and digitally penetrate her in front of company. we had a few friends over, so i decided to give my girl a jimmie’s uncle.
a slang term that relates to -j-c-l-t–n or seamen. i was w-nking this guy off and he jisumed all over me. i was licking sarah out and she jisumed in my mouth. i gave dave a bl-w j-b and had jisum all over me after he shot his load.
to j-zz in the manner of g-dzilla guy1: dude, did u have fun last night? guy2: oh man that chick i took home made me turn into j-zzila
- joby jabber
one who enjoys cramming his pink love tool in his best mates -rs- hole for s-xual pleasure. please note- usually deployed when talking about those lovely gay men in light loafers. a horrible/street term for a gay man. “dont bend over in the shower that c-nts a joby jabber!”
the act of getting one’s posterior owned, pwned, or spanked. extr3me owning!!1-%! that guy on the news commited suicide because someone jockinfreckled him on halo the night before.