Jigsaw Deluxe
named after the elaborate and torturous traps from the “saw” film series, this can be considered the ultimate prank in which you defecate at the foot of someone’s bed, -j-c-l-t- on to the light switch, vomit on the inner doorkn-b, and urinate at the base of the inner doorway. ideally done when the victim is in the room but is deeply asleep or under the influence, such as to minimize the chance of interruption and maximize the interaction with each “trap.”
i got so wasted at the house party; when i woke up i found my -sshole roommate had given me the ol’ jigsaw deluxe!
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