Jikey
pr-nounced yike-ee. a penile m-sseuse. someone who -ssists men with erectile dysfunction by m-ssaging p-n-ses regularly until they become erect.
v–gr- is not helping my soldier salute so i have to pay a jikey to get it up.
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