jilona
sweet. s-ssy. funny. her loyalty runs so deep for her friends that she would back them up in a knife fight, even if that friend is wrong. typically has a short stature, but has a big att-tude. generally the nicest lady in any small town. do not sit in front of her at a football game. don’t ask.
person 1, “dude. did you see that oompa loompa?”
person 2, “that’s no oompa loompa, that’s a jilona.”
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