Jim Minute


like a standard 60 second minute, a jim minute is a measurable amount of time – only a lot longer.
mike: hey jim want to get lunch?
jim: sure, give me ten minutes.
mike: jim minutes or regular ones?
jim: aahaha

48 minutes later

mike: i’m still hungry and i hate you…

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