Jim Moriarty
jim moriarty is the s-xiest, most annoying yet bad-ss villain you will ever gaze your sherlockian eyes before. he is the most evil person ever and he destroys everything but you still love him. jim moriarty is the cause of some of the best fanfictions ever. he is a huge m-ssive b-tch but god d-mnit, he’s a s-xy mother f–ker.
jim moriarty: “hahaha look i’m evil!”
everyone: “you are soooo s-xy!”
jim moriarty: “here’s a death threat on an apple!”
everyone: “s-xy!”
jim moriarty: “i killed sherlock do you love me now??”
everyone: “you b-tch! i still love you!”
jim moriarty: “i killed myself.”
everyone: ” no!”
everyone: ………
jim moriarty: “did you miss me?”
everyone: “you b-st-rd! oh. god. yes!!!”
jim moriarty is probably the best villain you will ever have the pleasure of watching. he is both scary and super funny at times. he is the center of a web. he is a consulting criminal. played by the fabulous actor andrew scott.
you should see him in a crown.
jim moriarty can go from super wacky to dark and scary…
jim: the flirting’s over sherlock. daddy’s had enough now~
jim: say that again. say that again and know that if you are lying to me, i will find you… and i will skin you…
jim: every story needs a good old fashioned villain.
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