jimin
everyones bias wrecker. will sh-t on everything you’ve ever loved. the bane of every international armys existence. will f-ck you without even touching you. the reason i cry at night. member of the god forsaken group bts.
normal army: i’m a yoongi stan but jimin is like… high key hot.
me: jimin f-ck my in the -ss with a john cena life sized action figure and body roll on my grave holy f-ck you’re hot
jimin? of the thousands of jimins currently living in south korea, i’m talking about the jimin.. of bts, of course! jimin, whose full name is jimin park, is the leading dancer of bts along with j-hope(hopeworld) and junggook(kookie). born on october 13th, 1995, this guy has been stealing countless a.r.m.ys’ hearts with his cresent-shaped eye smile, sweet mocking mouth, and heavenpleasehelpmeomg dance moves. but.. yes, does need to work more on writing lyrics.(note that suga reprimanded him writing childish rhymes instead of lyrics)
rm(rap monster): jimin, you have no jams.
jimin: (sulks but acts like he doesn’t care)
a beautiful specimen with gorgeous abs and biceps. considered the least good looking of the amazingly talented south korean hip-hop group bts, his hilarious yet adorable personality makes him gorgeous. if he is considered not good looking, everyone should pack their bags and move to south korea immediately.
everyone’s bias wrecker is jimin.
a beautiful soul with holy chocolate biceps and abs and beautiful everything. he is a member from the korean group bts, and the other members are blessed as well. jimin is a specimen that had a glo up since debut, born on october 13, 1995. he is the third youngest of the group. he can be cute, s-xy, mysterious, and funny. he is everything
jimin is the shortest member of the group bts.
that one guy who got no jams
rap monster: jimin, you got no jams
jimin:
to be good, hot, fresh and fly. bravesoud
i’m so jimin right now.
a person who isn’t invited into a conversation, they would usually stand on the outside of the group and just listen in, or make stupid or pointless comments throughout the conversation or tries to change the subject to something about themselves. more often than not it is someone who everyone dislikes. and everyone would generally ignore them.
(a group conversation about a tv show)
jim in: omg, i had two chocolate bars today! im so fat!
(group ignores the jim in)
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