Jiminey Cricket
the man who stops the world for you. the moon in the sky. the love of ones life. someone you never stop thinking about. with gentle eyes, a radiant smile, and a kiss that makes your knees weak. a different type of brotha. with a mention of his name, you can’t help but smile. your sweetest friend.
i’m so happy to have jiminey cricket in my life. jiminey cricket is the sweetest man i know. i’d give my all just to have one day with jiminey cricket
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