Jimist
one who practices jiminism, the worshipping of jim:
“my name would be g-d, interpreted as jah-im. the only rule is to follow the one true belief that all mortal men are evil and doomed, so no men would be welcome. just a bunch of women…who can cook really well. another rule would be not to bother me when i’m sleeping. my worship time would just be me sleeping. so i would have sleep, a bunch of chix who hate every man but me and good food.”
look at teh br–sts on that jimist!
“she eats, breathes, and sleeps jim. she’s a jimist!”
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