jimmi simpson
the greatest actor who ever lived, period. he once got into a wrestling match with lawrence olivier and defeated him by using only a water bottle. he’s known for his tumultuous and arduous love affair with constantin stanislavsky, and is rumored to have inspired constantin to write “an actor prepares”. since he is an immortal god of theatre, he has taken on many stage names over the last few hundred years to keep things “fresh as f-ck” in his own words. some of his known past stage names are listed as: shirley temple, george clooney, charlie chapman, bette davis, sophia loren, john wayne, clark gable, fred astaire, ava gardner, vivien leigh, heady lamar, ginger rogers, and james dean to name a few. it is even rumored he was actually lawrence olivier, and his stage combat skills were so evolved for the time, he was actually able to stage the entire wrestling scene with the water bottle with just himself. a true pioneer of method acting, and subst-tution, his portfolio is so inspirational, its memorization, and reenactment is required at most esteemed acting colleges and accredited trade schools. bennington college even created a major in honor of his life, and accomplishments. his material is also covered in most culinary cl-sses in new jersey. there are additionally rumors of him being directly related to a sphinx. as well as strong evidence supporting his connection to the infamous unicorn long boarding gang ” horn-rash”.
“just remember, when you can’t find the right connection to support your character’s choice of motive, just ask yourself… “what kind of burrito is jimmi simpson eating right now? ” your reasoning should then make more sense”
“i want my audition to be jimmi simpson level awesome!!!”
“your homework this week is to study and prepare famous scenes from history that t-tan jimmi simpson has popularized during the last century. be prepared to receive a score sheet containing your results after your performances next cl-ss.”
can alternatively be used as a subst-tute for: “cry: to cry” “glitter popcorn” and “to fall on the ground and never move again”
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