Jimmy Carr

jimmy carr is an english comedian well known for his dry, sataristical humor, or anti-humor. he is also the host for the popular game show on comedy central, “distraction”, and the british tv show “your face or mine”. in 2003, he was listed in the observer as one of the 50 funniest acts in british comedy.
jimmy carr has an unique style of humor
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one of the funnest men ever, he rules and anyone who dislikes him should be shot into a pitt!
he is nearly as funny as eddie izzard which is sayin something
a hilarious english comedian known for his dry, dark, sarcastic and deadpan humour. he is one of the funniest people to ever live and he hosts “the big fat quiz of the year” as well as making numerous appearances on comedy central’s “just for laughs”.
jimmy’s girlfriend: “jimmy, we’ve come to the crossroads in life where we have to decide whether to take the next step in our relationship, which would mean moving in together, or whether to break it off because frankly, i’m getting bored.”

jimmy carr: “that’s not crossroads, that’s a t-junction”

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jimmy carr: “i had the s-xual history conversation with my girlfriend yesterday, where i had to list every girl i’d ever been with. from the girl i lost my virginity to, up to her. and that, ladies and gentlemen, is where i should have stopped.

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jimmy carr: “it really annoys me when people say they hear voices in their heads, as opposed to where exactly. hearing voices in your legs! that’s proper mental!

t-ss-r that seems to present 72% of channel 4’s output, especially their 100 greatest lists, but is about as funny as a case of cholera. he must have a d-mn good agent, though.
“i wonder who’ll be presenting the 100 greatest n-z- war atrocities on channel 4? oh look, it’s that w-nker jimmy carr. can’t they afford somebody better or something?”