Jimmy Iovine
the current guinness world record holder for “longest consecutive streak of wearing a hat”.
no one knows what jimmy iovine’s hair looks like these days. he’s had a hat on since 1979. rumor has it he even showers with his baseball cap on
chairman of interscope records, a very powerful figure in the rap game who is mentioned in many songs.
“muredr inc. will send their deepest condolences and sympathies
to aftermath and shady, interscope and jimmy iovine.”
-ja rule, “loose change”
“…but in the meantime, it’s jimmy iovine time.”
-obie trice, “love me”
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