Jimmy Page
a person too divine for definition.
don’t even attempt to define jimmy page. that individual is far too divine for definition.
1. the greatest guitarist and coolest guy ever, until he allowed puff daddy to desecrate his greatest song, kashmir, and then hugged him on sat-rday night live.
2. the ultimate riffmaster of all time
did you hear that jimmy page sold out and let puff daddy pay him to re-do kashmir? that sucks!
“1 in the beginning, the lord jimmy picked up his ax and played, and fire flew from his finger tips. 2 that fire became the sun and stars.” – kreation 1: 1-2, buch von geführt
lord jimmy page is god!!
an individual who, in the beginning, saw the universe in all of its splendor, absorbed the knowledge and wisdom into his infinitely powerful being, and acheived a state of ultimate undestanding. he then proceeded to pick up a guitar and play. with his first notes he created the earth and sky. with his first dyads he created fire and light. and with a mighty a7 chord, he created man. these acts were followed by joining the yardbirds, followed by the greatest cl-ssic rock band of all time-led zeppelin.
who’s up for joining me in creating the church of jimmy page?
jimmy page is the best guitarist ever, despite ripping off music from other blues men like muddy waters. he could play all good styles of music and was amazing live. and why the h-ll does the first definition say he played originally for zeppelin? he was originally a session guitarist, then he went on to play for the yardbirds, following in the footsteps of eric clapton, and his childhood friend, jeff beck.
jimmy page is one of the most creative guitarists of all time.
zoso… the one person that can bring the dead alive with the playing of the gutair. noone can match page and what he did with led-zeppelin
2. jimmy page can only defined as god
stairway to heaven, dazed and confused, achillies last stand, kashmir…all by jimmy page
one who is like g-d. anyone who denies physical laws o the universe this often has got to be some sort of diety.
dazed and confused, violin bow, led zeppelin “dvd”
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