Jimmy Smits
famous latino actor
popular slang used to discretely refer to lesbians
peter: did you see jimmy smits over there?
bill: hey yeah, yeah that was pretty cool.
1. when someone gets way too drunk and/or gets drunk enough that they feel that re-enacting the character played by jimmy smits in the “tommyknockers” by walking drunk out of a 2nd story window is a good idea. this means they are drunk enough to do anything up to or equaling the level of drunken jack-ssery it takes to walk out of a 2nd story window.
2. a way of explaining that you are getting drunk on the down-low.
1. “yeah, i pretty much turned into jimmy smits last night, called my ex up, and told her to suck a cheeta’s d-ck.” or “i was thinking about choking the b-tch, but i figured i’d turn into jimmy smits instead.”
2. “my dad just got home, but i -ssure you i’m jimmy smits.”
an interjection yelled after someone says the word “switch.” origin: when the movie “switch” came out, jimmy smits had it written into his contract that the advertising for said movie had to list his name directly after the t-tle–not “starring jimmy smits” or “with jimmy smits” just “jimmy smits.” the end result was that all the commercials had this line in them:
“…coming soon to a theater near you, it’s ‘switch’ jimmysmits.”
“turn off the light switch!”
“jimmysmits!”
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