a common english phrase, used when nothing else can be said, often in awkward silences.
man 1 “my wife died one year ago today.” man 2 “…… jimmy, that’s not a p-n-s”
a total d-ck. he nevers gets things done. also he always lies and always changes his story. in the end he’s a f-ckboy a. g-d i hate that jzaban guy
- ketchup memory
a memory about something you think is insignificant in the moment like having the perfect ratio of ketchup to fries, but it turns out to be something unforgettable in your life; the little memories that matter. “i’ve forgotten so many things that i thought were important during my college career, but i will always remember […]
- kleenex friendship
litterally means: a friend that calls you and chase you until he gets whatever he needs, and then bye! one of those friend of you that is an incredible dude, cheerful and happy, great company, maybe even successful. only real problem with him is that you feel used after having seen him and stayed with […]
- lawn mohawk
tall strip of gr-ss left behind when you don’t mow tight to the previous row. doug: wow tom! your yard looks terrible! look at all the lawn mohawks you have. were you drunk or something? tom: i know. it’s awful. i had my kid mow the lawn, but at least he finished. i’ll trim those […]
caressing a pet cat or dog but nuzzling it with your chin. named after actor/host jay leno noted for his comedic wit and well-endowed chin. i spent a few minutes lenoing my cat as she snuggled against me and purred.