Jimmy’d
verb. having a fat midget pick a fight with you, but upon naming the place and time the midget runs off and uses a pathetic excuse and has a friend deviate the truth of them running off. this fat midget may also go by the name jimmy.
jimmy’d also refers to when someone who lives in extreme cowardice, will act beligerantly towards those smarter and stronger than him, but in the first mention of a fight will talk about how hes 20 people to fight 1 unarmed and incredibly brave calculus student, then defend this cowardice by stating that they will have bottles, ultimately making them more cowardly.
“i heard there was a fight with you and a fat kid called jimmy?” -friend
“unfortunately i got jimmy’d, he didn’t show.” -fighter
“don’t worry about being jimmy’d for the fight at that other guy’s birthday party, i’ve got your back” -loyal friend
“was never worried about him, if he needs 20 people to take me then hes as scared as he should be.” -fighter
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when a guy seems perfect in every way…you even wait to have s-x…he’s seriously mr. perfect…then he gives you genital herpes and splits….even blocks you from his mysp-ce, email, and facebook…reveals his inner douche bagginess….
tanyel: “did you hear what happenned to kate?!”
nikki: “she got jimmy’d!”
both: “i really for for her….”
to be “jimmy’d” is to be invited out for dinner or a drink believing that you and your friend will be the only individuals in attendance, but once you arrive, you learn that your friend has invited various randoms with whom he has previously shared employment.
“ah, man, i totally got jimmy’d when steve invited me to dinner on sat-rday, i walk up to the hostess and say ‘table for two’… steve interrupts and says ‘actually make that a table for 8’. i got jimmy’d.
the adding of firefox and ad-aware to a college computer
again on monday morning the computer was jimmy’d
to miss something. came about after jimmy floyd h-sselbaink missed an easy goal against jens lehmann.
ah bruv, i’ve jimmy’d the bus!
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