Jingle Balls

my t-st-cl-s on the holidays. typically subst-tuted for “jingle bells” when trying to come up with new christmas songs.
“jingle b-lls, i slip and fall, while shopping at the mall” ….. bad example, but it sounds way the h-ll better than the lousy original song that your teachers made you sing in the school christmas recital.
to exaggerate a compliment or try to make someone feel better by boosting their ego, or “jingling their b-lls”

a spirtual awakening from caressing ones ego.

a brown noser or suck up.
“man i had to jingle their b-lls all day just to get them to work.”

“oh, here comes ol’ jingle b-lls”
silver round hard b-lls that go back and forth and make click click noises.
picture yourself tea bagging a guy with really small silver nuts
when performing oral s-x, the woman bites the mans b-lls cutting off blood flow until they turn red and green. (often performed in the pain olympics)
tyler wanted to just watch a movie, but alex snuck under the blankets until she gave him jingle b-lls until he fainted.
when you are f-cking a girl in her v-g-n- and you slip your ball (or b-lls) into her v-g-n-, or when your f-cking her in her v-g-n- and someone else is f-cking her in the -ss and he slips his b-lls in her v-g-n-
jack was f-cking his girlfriend when he jingle b-lls her.
an insult meaning ‘you suck c-ck’. nice festive twist on the old ‘you suck monkey b-lls’
you sucks jingle b-lls!