a girl with unimaginable cuteness. beautiful, talented, and a s-xual goddess. she is blind to her own beauty. she makes the most adorable faces when she’s upset. sometimes people say things just to see her cute reactions. she sleeps like an angel, and looks amazing in the mornings. she makes men fall crazy in love with her, and even some of the ladies, but she’s always completely oblivious to everything and everyone. a bit forgetful, and tends to take forever to get ready. but she’s worth it, because in every other way she’s just perfection.
“bro, if you could have any girl, who would it be?”
“you already know, jinna.”
“oh man bro, but she’s been your best friend for 2 years!”
“yeah, she’s totally oblivious towards me.”
“friend-zoned, real bad. it’s probably best to move on honestly..”
“yeah, but i love her. she’s the girl of my dreams.”
someone who has red hair
person1: do you reckon that jinnas curtains match the carpet?
person2: dude are you talking about p-b-s?!?!
- Jiz Gut
a person who is overweight due to a large consumption of high caloric jiz. my beer gut has become a j-z gut ever since i started giving daily head to my boyfriend.
after having s-x and having all your j-zz on your furniture i banged lesly but now i have a j-zzhouse
the best friggin name ever for one! pretty, smart, and funny! gives the best advice because she is the greatest person. isnt easily defined. oh yeah, did i mention she has awesome hair (cus’ she does). the kindest sweetest friend anyone could ever ask for. i
erection gained from watching joan in mad men i’ve got such a joaner when i was little my mom never wanted to swear in front of me so when she was in the kitchen cooking my dad was purposely making her upset so instead of saying “you mother fu—r” she said “you mother joaner!!” now […]
jerk off & cry. now that i’m unemployed, i have nothing to do during the days except jo&c.