to say the worst thing at the best time, with the best intentions. also known as, putting your foot in your mouth; or “i p–ped the bed” not everyone can pull off a jinnyisum, but if you can you are a bad -ss
i’m so glad you’re here, and not drinking like you usually do = jinnyisum
does my hair look gray? yes, your hair does look thinner =jinnyisum
i love your perfume, i’m so glad you changed it = jinnyisum
- volcanic cosby
the very painful act of taking a red hot 1000° glowing knife and stuff it down someone’s urethra i saw a video online of a guy getting a volcanic cosby and his p-n-s got singed.
1. adj. translates to smooth in the czech language. 2. adj. (informal) smoother than b-tter, can handle being an awkward–ss mess. girl a: oh my god, she just slipped on that icy patch and almost fell? girl b: really? i thought she was just dancing, that girl must be hladky-level smooth.
- jeff atkins
the act of being incredibly kind to someone who has basically no friends. ex. clay jensen “if you’re ever gonna get someone, get yourself a jeff atkins.”
- spitting fudge
when you are past turtle heading a m-ssive sh-t and it’s spraying out of your -rs-. d-mn it i need to get to a toilet asap i’m spitting fudge here
fake cheese. a cheddar derivative “spray cheese isn’t cheddar, it’s a cheddarivative”