jist


the whole general idea of a subject.
a: did you get the jist of that movie?

b: yeah, it’s about sodomy, death, and clowns.
wrong spelling of gist. the gist of the argument is the essence, the most important point.
i was really just vomiting images like spoiled sushi (that may be an ill-considered metaphor, but you get my gist). -> not jist
this is a contraction for the exclamation, “jesus christ”. it is a more efficient and potentially less offensive way to use the lord’s name in vain.
person a: oops i spilled cranberry juice on your carpet, person b.

person b: j’ist! that’s gonna stain!
the act of inserting one’s fist into another individual’s v-g-n- or -n-s until he or she experiences s-xual climax, or “j-zzes.” a combination of the words fist and j-zz.
i got totally jisted in prison, man.

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