jit pack
when a female, usually a filthy wh-r-, gets double penetrated (in both holes), and each guy blows their respective loads inside. the female then stands up and simultaneously rips a hot fart and a queef resulting in 2 powerful streams off jit (c-m) shooting ferociously downwards resembling someone wearing a jet pack during take off.
sl-t: h-llo, i need my carpets cleaned. the stains are m-ssive and in 2 spots.
carpet cleaning service: how did this happen mam?
sl-t: well i guess you can say i rode the jit pack.
carpet cleaning service: this doesn’t explain how it happened.
sl-t: fine. timmy and earl put there 6 inch veiny meat whistles into my -ss and c-nt and busted a gooey nut into each. i stood up and ripped -ss and vag and shot 2 ropes of jit all over the rug.
carpet cleaning service: now that explains it. (pukes)
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