Jixijenga


slang for a person who’s computer isn’t able to run games but tries to run the most demanding ones. thus sending him through the magnetosphere to play with his friends.
+ hey mens, viking warlock is in the house!
– go away jixijenga!
+ i’m gonna join you in that game your playing.
– please don’t!
+ oh g-d. i’m entering the magnetosphere!
+ thermal shields down to 30%, engaging braking thrusters.

bluescreen… reboot
+ oh well. guess i’ll just play dwarf fortress.

bluescreen

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