Jiz Plate


when you buy a license plate on ebay just to paint it the same color as your car, then you put a material-wasting, sad paint job on it, just to have some newb steal it and paint it pink. then you -ssume the guy stole it because you are convinced that he wants you and took it home to j-z on it.
dude, my license plate just got jacked, now it’s somebody’s j-z plate!!!

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