jiz


1)man juice
2)when swallowed by woman, known to decrease chances of breast cancer and getting fat.
3)lubricant when wet
4)alternative for superglue when dry
suck my c-ck and drink my j-z b-tch
c-m, sperm
i j-zzed all over my couch
sp-nk.

its basicly a shorter word for s-m-n, god knows why people dont just call it c-m.
“i just put my hand in your j-z didnt i.”

“yes you did al”
a persons c-m (s-m-n)
oh dear i’v got j-z on my face
n. a misguided children’s show from the mid 80’s about a woman who runs a home for runaway trannies and enjoy giving abortions. she does drugs dealt from an electronic organ in her bedroom and becomes the super singer/abortionist j-z her band is known as the mammograms. some episodes can be found on you tube.
“me and my friends are j-z wh-r-s. jiz! j-z is my name. trannies and drag queens doing cocaine. once you’re a j-z wh-r- you’re never the same. come on, come on, come all over my face. jiz! j-z is my name. jiz!!! ”
a gunky white fluid ,also known as c-m , that females for some reason like to indulge in and feast upon, normaly believed to cure wrinkling when in contact with the face, also believed to increase breast size, and have weightloss abilities
1.’hey theres that chick, i gave a mouth full of “jiz”‘
2.cosmo; “if you want a larger breast size, eat more “jiz”
3.we all “jiz’ed” in her eyes and hair.
1)slang for~ the white liquid that secretes when the p-n-s -j-c-l-t-s.
2)the liquid known to man as sperm.
3)submarine boys.
4)a.k.a tuna
man o man… there’s j-z all over that toilet.(lol)

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