jizaster



when a man’s j-z goes everywhere (or anywhere its not supposed to) making that area a disaster zone. jiz+disaster=jizaster
last night he came all over the headboard and my freshly washed hair, it was a total jizaster!

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    a mean nasty person ! d-mn that girl is a naxty, she nasty.


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