Jizem
an alternative to: “sh-t happens!”.
“but why?”
“hey… jizem!”
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- jizz bag
1. the scr-t-m. 2. a contemptable person. “give me the five bucks you owe me, you j-zzbag!” a bag, preferably plastic, that your p-rn addicted roommate skeets (or j-zzes) into while you’re away and then reuses for 3 days and you discover when you’re looking for a place to throw your apple core away and […]
- jizzbeaner
someone who dyes their hair a lot, resembles an animal, makes bad puns, and most likely racist. “that girl is definitely j-zzbeaner, look at her hair n’ sh-t.”
- Jizz boy
a j-zz boy is someone who comes last in an organised compet-tion this year baz will be j-zz boy
- jizz fizzler
premature ejaculator; to hump a girl’s leg, j-zz in your pants, lick her face, and then proceed to leave the premises…sam a dude who pops the cork before the champagne is chilled a male plagued with the embarr-ssing defect of shooting off his gun before the order to fire is given guy 1: did you […]
- jizzwowwe
the state of being so utterly amazed that you j-zz yourself. (could be used for girls too). when i go to ireland and look at someone funny i get my face stomped in like j-zzwowwe.