jizz fizzler
premature ejaculator;
to hump a girl’s leg, j-zz in your pants, lick her face, and then proceed to leave the premises…sam
a dude who pops the cork before the champagne is chilled
a male plagued with the embarr-ssing defect of shooting off his gun before the order to fire is given
guy 1: did you hear about sam last night?
guy 2: you mean the teri thing?
guy 1: yeah, that guy’s a j-zz fizzler
guy 2: i know. he blew his load in his pants before she even had her top off.
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