jizmail
alt. spelling of j-zz mail. junk mail, unwanted, goes straight to the trash. includes spam as well as email from annoying people you don’t really know anymore or want to hear from.
i don’t use that old email box anymore, i used it when i was at school and now it’s always full of jizmail.
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- Jizzbow
the end product of giving a lady a pearl necklace. instead of a bowtie, she receives a bow of j-zz. i was t-tty f-cking mary and i gave her a j-zzbow.
- jizz city
a way to describe anything that is gonna involve blowing your load. it could describe a sick party, some run-a-tha-mill sk-nks comin over, or going over to your friends mom’s house. hey cashew d-ck – i’m goin to your mom’s house later…j-zz city b-tches!
- jizzerate
to j-zz or the act of j-zzing ” hold up a sec can u im me later im trying to j-zzerate.”
- Jizzion Vison
a condition usually acquired after over-exposure to p-rn (typically several hours of continuous p-rn-watching) causes the viewer to see naked bodies performing s-xual acts whenever the viewer closes his/her eyes. dude 1: dude, i watched way too many chicks getting it on before going to sleep, i couldn’t sleep all night!! dude 2: bad case […]
- Jizz Towel
a towel used to soak up your j-zz once you get turned on by something extremly s-xy like blood on the dance floor or oldmen walking their tiny dogs while riding their scooters. a portable version of a j-zz towel is the new and improved handy j-zz rag. example one: “jarrod matthew is so amazing […]