jizmflop
to -j-c-l-t- on the body of a female.
usually said in a silly voice that is a cross between adam sandler and bill cosby.
created when 2 cool guys watched an episode of snl that had adam sandler spoofing the cosby mysterys. they mimmicked him using the word j-zm then had s-x with women and the word jizmflop was born.
girl: hey you did it in my hair!
man: aaaaw jizmflop : (
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