jiztard
one who is composed of the fluids the p-n-s secretes while acting like an utter idiot, therefore being referred to as a “r-t-rd.” widely and mainly used as an insult, this word can be endearing if used by the right person.
example 1:
sarah- “g-d d-mn it! my boyfriend juz broke up with me!”
kate- “f-ck that jiztard! he didn’t deserve you. you can do better than that.”
sarah- “yeah, les’ go to dah club and get hyphy up in dat b-tch!”
example 2:
girl- “baby, do you wana smash?”
boy- “you know you don’t have to ask you, jiztard.”
girl- “mmmm, i love you.”
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